Bundle 1-15 July: UFO Sighted

Tank Commanders,

Do you believe in aliens?

The Shop assistants have been wide-eyed and blubbering nonsense over the past few days. They refused food and water. All they would do is stare into the distance, tremble, point at the new instock vehicle, and say silly things like the aliens took our supply truck and replaced it with "that".

... Come to think of it, the new vehicle has been glowing rather strangely. Let's not think too much about it. It might just be light from the moon.